Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
He wanted to pick his brain.
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What does a panda ghost say?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?