Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
They can tell when there is a paw-sibility of rain!
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Where do books sleep?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Which family member is always relieved?
Why are cats good at playing video games?