What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
The Lord of the Wings.
How can you farm during the winter?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Where do ants go to eat?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?