What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
An alarm cluck.
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?