Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Its dreams were squashed.
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?