Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
He didn't get to pick it!
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What reads and lives in an apple?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?