Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Because it can crack up!
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What's a cat's favorite board game?