Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
She took things too litter-ally.
What is another term for the price of gas?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?