Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
Why do cows wear bells?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Can February March?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Which insect is the smartest?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Why did electricity win the race?