Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
A gnome-it-all.
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?