What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Sofishticated.
Why is the beach so confident?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Why did the chicken cross the net?