How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
It will be green with envy.
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Where do actors go to pray?