Did you know that felines don't bite?
They just catnip.
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Where do horses reside?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Why was the mime upset?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?