What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Apple cyber.
Why is the beach so confident?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
This candy bar is a real home run.