What did the salad say to its dad?
Dad, you're so raddish!
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
How do fall and winter say hello?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Where would you find an elephant?