Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
It was too hoarse.
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?