Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because the chicken didn't exist yet.
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.