What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Udderly lost.
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?