What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
No, call me Dad.
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?