Why do grandparents smile all the time?
They can't hear a word you say!
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Which founding father loves to sing?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.