What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
The pollen Count.
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?