Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
It was tired of being kicked around.
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Why are baseball games at night?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What game do bats excel at?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?