Where do mermaids see movies?
At the dive-in!
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What car can't keep a secret?