What do rich squirrels eat?
Cashews.
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
How do automobiles fly?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?