Why did the student eat their homework?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What's a doll's favorite car?