What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can tune a guitar but you can't tunafish.
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
How do bees get to school?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?