What animal dresses the most fashionably?
A hip-po.
What do math teachers eat?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What do trees wear to the lake?
How do locomotives know where to go?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?