Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
They're very good at finding things on the web.
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?