What do you call a snowman's dog?
A slush puppy.
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?