Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
They always have a bone to pick with the waiter.
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?