How do automobiles fly?
By car-go plane.
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What part of a football field is never the same?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?