What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
The dentist!
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Why was the spider so smart?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?