What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Kung Fu Manchu.
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What sport do horses love to play?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?