What did the mouse want for its birthday?
A cheesecake!
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What's black and white and goes around and around?