Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Because they are chill-dren.
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What animal could Noah not trust?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What dog wears contact lenses?