Why was the spider so smart?
Because he knew the entire WWWeb.
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?