What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Star Warts.
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What country has the most fish?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Where do birds go to drink?