What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Don't worry, they're just a pigment of your imagination.
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What do cows always add to their salad?