Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Because they're too far out.
How does a barber get to work?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What did summer say to spring?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?