What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No-eye-deer.
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What do you call an old snowman?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What's the opposite of irony?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?