Why did the lizard go on a diet?
It weighed too much for its scales.
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What do you call a silly hill?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?