What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
They created a cat-astrophic mess.
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What do trees keep as a pet?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?