What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
A maybee.
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Why did the barber win the race?