What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Game clover.
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?