What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Boo-ze!
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
How do locomotives know where to go?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?