Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
He was the wurst on his team.
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What birds always travel in twos?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?