What do trees keep as a pet?
A dogwood!
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Which hot drink loves golf?
Why did the frog starve?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?