Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
They fall asleep when trying to count them.
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
When is Dad's bedtime?
What is a horse's favorite sport?