Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the shell station.
What do they call pastors in Germany?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Which celebrity loves to read?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?