What animal styles their hair every day?
A moose.
What's the most common blood type for insects?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What car always breaks the rules?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?